Okay, maybe I got a little carried away yesterday. I'll step it down a notch. Today’s gift idea might even fit under the tree, but not for long.
Dear Santa, how about a squirrel suit. You can blame Randy for educating me about their low-level capabilities with this video from YouTube.
For your convenience, I've picked out a few suits at the following stores:
Birdman Flight Gear
Color: Red — of course
Phoenix Fly — Human Flight Innovations
Style: Vampire 3
Style: Rigor Mortis II
Thanks Santa. With aging reindeer you might want to look into one for yourself.